“Don’t be Russian into anything,” Jack cautioned him.

“Please don’t start that,” he moaned sincerely.

“Go easy on the kid,” I said. “It’s his Amurica too.”

Jack gave his gnat a ride in a flower boat as Scott placed his popper in a medium oak tree behind him. I tossed a plain gnat to a squadron of five baby-tarponesque shadows and immediately hooked up with a 4-inch bluegill. A long shadow nudged Jack’s stealth lure but judged it overweight and turned away. This remained the pattern as our thoughts all turned to Wonderbread. Suddenly the boy yelled, “I’ve got one!” His limber rod bent like a Hula Hoop and the battle was on.

A car door shut nearby and a stout man inside a University of Michigan sweatshirt approached us.

“What’s he got?” he asked Jack.

“Nothing particular,” Jack said. “He’s just old.”

“I mean the kid. What’s on his line?”

“Oh, that. It’s a triploid grass carp.”

The man grunted his understanding and stood back to view the proceedings.

Scott got his fish and with a little chumming we all landed the biggest shiners of our lives, around five pounds.

It was getting late. “I’ve got my cast net,” I said. “Let’s get something to eat.”

Aficionados of the cast net and treble hook could have no greater ally than the State of Florida, which brought us the vegetarian tilapia. This import maintains a remarkably high fish-per-acre rate, thrives in degraded water and scoops bomb crater beds in the same place and season as bass would like to, creating a hazard to waders. They are fine fare and a great boon to the expeditious urban fisherman. We headed for Lake Weldona, packed with tilapia that often feed on terrestrial grass at the water’s edge. When we got there, the shallow lake was gone, replaced by pumps, hoses, a steam shovel and a mountain of bottom muck.

“The city took your lake,” Jack noted.

He then suggested bass fishing around the I-4 pilings at Lake Ivanhoe.

“Bass? Been there done that. Aren’t there any new exotics?”

Jack twirled his moustache. “You never know till you try.”

We drove across town and parked under the overpass. As the sun began to hide behind an upscale condominium, bathing the concrete pillars of transportation in alpenglow, I was distracted by the shimmering gasoline rainbow at my feet. All business, Jack tossed his latest love, a plastic jerkbait, as Scott and I opted for artificial worms.

“You know, you can’t eat bass anymore,” I pointed out.

“Everything’s got something wrong with it,” Scott added positively.

Jack’s countenance became wistful. “The world isn’t what it’s supposed to be anymore.”

“Never was,” I said, hooking something very heavy, probably a shopping cart. “We just didn’t have anything to compare it with before.”

Jack got a small bass, then we tried one of his old favorite storm drains at Ivanhoe’s mate, Rowena, and Scott caught a decent bass there on worm.

“Got to keep up with the times,” I told Jack as we drove under cover of darkness to an urban sprawl golf course. “The key to city fishing is finding new things before anybody else does.”

“The trouble with golfers,” Jack said as he churned a buzzbait along the shore, “is they bring the wrong kind of poles out here.”

“They like the dry spots,” I noted, missing a light hit on my Hula popper.

Buzzbait carried the night as we went over par on several holes with bass running one to two pounds.

Thus encouraged we set our sights on hotel ponds and any other water that looked like it ought to be somewhere else.

Next evening, heading for the western Orlando urban sprawl, we stopped at Shingle Creek, a lovely stream where it joins Lake Tohopokeliga, here a storm-drain-embattled ditch through industrial parks. We’ve always known it as S.O.S. Creek, for those familiar with cream chipped beef on toast.

Forging through styrofoam cups, beer cans and weeds we found tilapia at home in the 10-foot-wide mockery of what once was. For irony we fly fished it and came up regularly with small bluegills, pretty green sunfish and a little bass, amazing us with nature’s tenacity.

“Hey. We’re still here too,” Jack noted.

Hotel ponds varied widely in their quality as fisheries. Fountains are the obvious casting target but they never really produced. Around lily pads at a Downtown Disney pond I caught bruiser bluegills on popper and a 7-pound bass on Limper spoon. And then we found it.

Tucked away out of sight, not easy to get to, rarely or never fished, un-“developed” though in the city—El Dorado. We waded through thick hydrilla, firmly believing this

lake could not live up to its promise, and with our first casts it started. Working jerkbaits over open pockets, my partners got immediate surface explosions followed by my rapidly retrieved Skippin’ Cisco getting smashed along a weedline. Jack and I landed 5-pound bass and Scott lost his in some hydrilla, by all appearances substantially larger. As we waded the weedline, it continued pretty much like that. Then around sunset, returning through already fished water, they really started biting.

“It’s Lake Lucerne but bigger fish,” Jack yelled joyously.

“And with normal water. It seems weird.”

“Must be the hydrilla effect,” Jack theorized.

We have a miracle spot again, although as I write this I can’t recall the name or give you directions.

Still I had to go back one night and check on the original, untried for years. The culvert—still dead. The bubble stretch now the expressway—no bubbles, no strikes; but there was an odd patch of ten rough-looking lily pads just sitting way out there alone. I cast to the edge and brought the worm along. Tap! Tap! Oddly enough my universe shrank instantly and I found myself desperate to see this tugger. I set the hook, the rod bowed deeply and the fish bored for the pads. I backed it away and a 2-pound bass shot out of the still-nasty water. On shore I admired the urban specimen. It lacked the old head hump but was as perfect and beautiful as a bass can be.

Kind of like a memory.

FS